“You miss 100% of the shots you never take.” – Wayne Gretzky

“Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” – Mark Twain

“The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.”-Winston Churchill

“My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky.” – Willaim Faulkner

“Whiskey in my IV, Boner in my boxers.” — Prof / Rhymesayers